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The United Kingdom of La xinga

“gods people see gods people come”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The East Pacific


La xinga

Population360 million



The United Kingdom of La xinga is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its national health service, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical, devout population of 360 million La xingans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of shalem. The average income tax rate is 52.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving La xingan economy, worth 24.8 trillion pongs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,870 pongs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, the police insist that racism does not exist, arbitration is mightier than the sword, and disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on La xingans's kindness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La xinga's national animal is the osprey, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

La xinga is ranked 82,477th in the world and 1,836th in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 69.20080987812 Days.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,111thTop
Most Influential: 6,322ndMost Authoritarian: 7,099thTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 14,881stMost Conservative: 14,918thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,536th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 80th in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 356th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 419th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 427th in the regionMost Influential: 438th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 505th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 534th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 555th in the regionMost Pacifist: 618th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 618th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 138 » Marrabuk, The Angel of Charity, Pakitsk, Osterreich und Ungarn, Shavara, Davelands, Brotherland, Todd McCloud, Marrico, 3 14159265358979323846264, VW53Aland, Fedele, Elejamie, Liberstankonia, Roliganistan, Dreamersistan, Imperial Akatsuki, H-Zhena, Adavan, Kampf Empire, Choushuu, Slys Paws, The Green Blade, Firenation91, Unger under over, Kangarawa, Lerasi, Axdel, Dragonia, The Great Tea Empire, The Theocracy of Cthulhu, Wiranath, The island of Kiria, A Slanted Black Stripe, Danesopia, Bai Lung, Republic of Berzerkistan, Lyontisia, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Staynes, Urimel, Karatol-Advenra, Talitoa, Roissyland, Kingdom of Pars, United Artificial Intelligence Armada, Ellsonian Dominion, Kublam, Mundiferrum, The United Neo American Union, and 88 others.East Malaysia, Sericena, Lil dumpster, Libertanny, Oskoldia, The Jamlandias, Akorial, Grossvietnam, Valincong, Stellar Colonies, Schielander, Federated States of Zootron, Chubaka, Arkantis, Auspelia, Alkland, Jojalandia, Swiftwhiskers, Adolanta, BearStackof2015, Wizardonia, Brazilian Greenland, Janoobi Jazair, Stanisiti, Someseni, Just Vale 2, Sreneck, Squid Ruinosa, The Romanum Legio, Ridann, Niviv, The Almighty Country, Zeritae, Brethren, The Empire of Rijelv, Bortalandet, Blobbo, Joundia, Wanabe, Ravendi, Abtracnt, Narinoland, Allehzool, RovaMittala, Kilkire, Vilit Umanstan, The Solar Ottomans, Solestia, CopyCato, Titanomachia, Bytes, Bullpups, Laquara, Incontinence, Land of the Chocobos, Duracell, Drykoon, Goodnamesarerare, Wrongistan, New Leganes, Encurage, New Servitude, Socialist Holy American Empire, Indovinesia, The Chir Nordana, Izonno, The Underwood Industrial Empire, Ver Norge, Commodore Badger, ImperFeudal, Propwash, ReeK, Mossy-Oak, Las Alturas, Kucia, AngusEssa, Survivoristan, Euricanis, United Edwards, Casimirland, Tawanga, States of Carolina, Hedonistica, Servants of Gizmo, Gluponija, Dark Edgyness, Chile-Paraguay, and Sangdom.

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