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The Holy Capitalist Haven of La xinga

“G-ds people see, g-ds people come” The Best Person In The World

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The East Pacific


La xinga

Population2.557 billion

LeaderThe Best Person In The World
FaithAbrahamic religions


The Holy Capitalist Haven of La xinga is a massive, genial nation, ruled by The Best Person In The World with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 2.557 billion La xingans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shalem. The average income tax rate is 78.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient La xingan economy, worth 262 trillion Pongs a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,546 Pongs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population, and the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La xinga's national animal is the Osprey, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Abrahamic religions.

La xinga is ranked 217,129th in the world and 8,760th in The East Pacific for Nudest, with 3.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 604thMost Influential: 932ndTop
Most Devout: 3,366thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,526thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,644thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,978thLowest Crime Rates: 8,758thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,287thMost Authoritarian: 10,551stTop
Healthiest Citizens: 11,787thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,200thMost Conservative: 12,485thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,748thBest Weather: 13,799thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,538thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,536thMost Cultured: 15,989thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,080thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,493rdMost Developed: 17,012thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,105thLargest Governments: 18,181stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,388thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,752ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,320th
Most Influential: 33rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 34th in the regionMost Devout: 87th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 203rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 208th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 250th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 256th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 300th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 324th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 356th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 403rd in the regionMost Cultured: 420th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 421st in the regionTop
Best Weather: 448th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 473rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 477th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 486th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 499th in the regionLargest Governments: 502nd in the regionMost Developed: 510th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 551st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 565th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 623rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 688th in the regionMost Stationary: 688th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 703rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 715th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 741st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 765th in the regionMost Conservative: 770th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 793rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 820th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 887th in the region

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