Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Very Strong |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Envoy
Location: Alesia
Population | 4.629 billion |
Capital | the closet |
Leader | massive cheeks |
Faith | girls |
Currency | cheeks |
Animal | fat |
The Cyootie of La Xingan Sports Association is a massive, safe nation, ruled by massive cheeks with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.629 billion cheeks are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the closet. The average income tax rate is 38.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The very strong decrepit economy, worth 363 trillion cheeks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,437 cheeks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination, fat populations thrive as dogs are slaughtered in the millions, one does not simply walk into the tundra, and swarms of present-laden delivery drones blot out the sun before major holidays. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La Xingan Sports Association's national animal is the fat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is girls.
La Xingan Sports Association is ranked 290,153rd in the world and 12th in Alesia for Most Stationary, with 2.98449808992 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : La Xingan Sports Association lodged a message on the Alesia Regional Message Board.
- : La Xingan Sports Association lodged a message on the Alesia Regional Message Board.
- : La Xingan Sports Association lodged a message on the Alesia Regional Message Board.
- : La Xingan Sports Association lodged a message on the Alesia Regional Message Board.
- : La Xingan Sports Association lodged a message on the Alesia Regional Message Board.
- : La Xingan Sports Association lodged a message on the Alesia Regional Message Board.
- : La Xingan Sports Association relocated from The East Pacific to Alesia.
- : La Xingan Sports Association lodged a message on the The East Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : La Xingan Sports Association relocated from Alesia to The East Pacific.
- : La Xingan Sports Association relocated from The East Pacific to Alesia.