Category: Authoritarian Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Strong |
Political Freedoms: Average |
Regional Influence: Apprentice
Location: Protected Landscapes of Estonia
Population | 1.133 billion |
Currency | gamble |
Animal | gamble |
The Federation of Laanemaa Suursoo LCA is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its soft-spoken computers, state-planned economy, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.133 billion Laanemaa Suursoo LCAians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.5%.
The strong Laanemaa Suursoo LCAian economy, worth 78.4 trillion gambles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 69,215 gambles, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.
Public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers, the sun now sets on the Laanemaa Suursoo LCAian Empire, the digital money revolution has cashed out, and endangered species are effective hostages against the Laanemaa Suursoo LCAian military. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Laanemaa Suursoo LCA's national animal is the gamble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Laanemaa Suursoo LCA is ranked 33,815th in the world and 19th in Protected Landscapes of Estonia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,953.73 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Laanemaa Suursoo LCA, endangered species are effective hostages against the Laanemaa Suursoo LCAian military.
- : Following new legislation in Laanemaa Suursoo LCA, the digital money revolution has cashed out.
- : Following new legislation in Laanemaa Suursoo LCA, the sun now sets on the Laanemaa Suursoo LCAian Empire.
- : Following new legislation in Laanemaa Suursoo LCA, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
- : Following new legislation in Laanemaa Suursoo LCA, LSL-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age.
- : Following new legislation in Laanemaa Suursoo LCA, polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums.
- : Following new legislation in Laanemaa Suursoo LCA, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution.
- : Following new legislation in Laanemaa Suursoo LCA, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene.
- : Following new legislation in Laanemaa Suursoo LCA, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft.
- : Following new legislation in Laanemaa Suursoo LCA, nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high.