The Community of Lacha Un is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Tellan with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, compulsory military service, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 13.054 billion Lachil are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Un Faima. The average income tax rate is 16.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Lachil economy, worth 585 trillion eghis a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,817 eghis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, both criminals and civilians are DOA, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, and the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lacha Un's national animal is the akko, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lacha Un is ranked 257,603^rd in the world and 2^nd in Kaentaria for Most Secular, with 12.73 Atheism Rate.