The Vepublic of Lackinsar is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Vegemitus Zealius with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.841 billion Lackinsarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moldtle. The average income tax rate is 73.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lackinsarian economy, worth 249 trillion Molds a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 135,688 Molds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, the government is pouring billions into replacement brains, and school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment. Crime is totally unknown. Lackinsar's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Vegetarianism.

Lackinsar is ranked 14,641^st in the world and 455^th in the South Pacific for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,511.1 Tourists Per Hour.