The Republic of Ladonoir is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, devout population of 3.89 billion Ladonoirians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, pro-business government prioritizes Spirituality, with Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.0%.

The very strong Ladonoirian economy, worth 185 trillion marks a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 47,726 marks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 180,388 per year while the poor average 8,785, a ratio of 20.5 to 1.

Crime is a problem. Ladonoir's national animal is the porpoise, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Ladonoir is ranked 208,998^th in the world and 2^nd in Violet Irises for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.