The Queendom of Lady Divacious is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 200 million Divaciouns are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glamrock. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lady Divaciousian economy, worth 55.4 trillion Labias a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,369 Labias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Engine room hooch is the drink of choice among the nation's navy, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country, the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores, and the Grinder at Fat Sal's Deli and Recycling Center is a national institution. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lady Divacious's national animal is the Persian cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lady Divacious is ranked 248,720^th in the world and 3,170^th in the West Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -111.62 on the Scary Big Number Scale.