The Free Land of Lady of Duckness is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 558 million Lady of Ducknesses live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The strong Lady of Duckness economy, worth 26.5 trillion hugs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is 47,405 hugs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 305,533 per year while the poor average 2,971, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Lady of Duckness's national animal is the duck, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Lady of Duckness is ranked 14,063^rd in the world and 1^st in Duck for Highest Drug Use, scoring 116.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.