The Luna-tic of Laforeia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Rhyo Karuna with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 5.055 billion Laforeians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggdrassil. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Laforic economy, worth 858 trillion Yeifas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 169,930 Yeifas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Judicial torture is outsourced overseas, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, and search-and-rescue organisations are the biggest employer in the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Laforeia's national animal is the Pangolin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Friendshieism | Cassumism - SR.

Laforeia is ranked 295,407^th in the world and 5,469^th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -7.87 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.