Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: Europe
Population | 1.696 billion |
Capital | Stör |
Leader | Marino Hressiön |
Faith | None |
Currency | Eune |
Animal | Banana Slug |
The Scandinavian Realm of Lagene is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Marino Hressiön with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.696 billion Lageneans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stör. The average income tax rate is 78.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Lagenean economy, worth 158 trillion Eunes a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,694 Eunes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards, stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend, and small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lagene's national animal is the Banana Slug, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None.
Lagene is ranked 246,153rd in the world and 931st in Europe for Fattest Citizens, with 8.29 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Lagene was endorsed by The Federal Imperium of Union of Rossiya.
- : Lagene was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Pink Holy Lucky Christmas of Parsininsa, killing 17 million zombies.
- : Lagene was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Pink Holy Lucky Christmas of Parsininsa, killing 7 million zombies.
- : Lagene was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The Federal Republic of Western Balkania, curing 20 million infected.
- : Lagene was endorsed by The Empire of Sicilian Empire.
- : Lagene was endorsed by The Noocratic Republic of Mally Piznoopia.
- : Lagene was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Lagene was endorsed by The Free Land of Paidousistan.
- : Lagene voted for the World Assembly Resolution "On Proposals".
- : Lagene voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Bail Conditions Arrangements"".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 153 » Imperium Anglorum, Istastioner, Yahlia, The New Nordic Union, Meropis, Ortigia, Invernessia, Liberepublia, Elisabethshagen, Northern German Federation, Raghallaigh, St Scarlett, Armbruster, Zantalio, Bastile, Thracia and Crimea, Outer Sparta, Rary, Thracia Republic, Bathera, Basque Dominion, Dark Matter, The Oriental Empire, Foudina, The Champions League, Someseni, Mynox, Slavatania, Iceagea, Irminsulia, The AbelLandia, Skalliad, Cot Deviet, Adsil Islands, UGBK, Ostermarch, North of Americas, Agartia, Balcem, United Kingdom of Karpathia, Quaxoglia, Brakanistan, Nova Espana, Scytharum, Woreyland, Reiserland, Walfo, Chronus, Flejan, Calicov, and 103 others.Super Happy Land, Nuweland, Wamia, Greater Tiberia, Cambany, The Templar Papal New State, Saarenmaa, Alsted, Quincy, Ottterland, Wombelland, Kronverg, Cheesystan, Etnon, Spruce, Woodlands, Namsan, New Vorarlberg, Nardin, New Eestiball, Neurks Boodal, Wiener-Neustadt, Bareu, Jahass, Agausia, An Clar, Konewa, Apocalypse Borg, Kardjali, The Full Moon, Leblancroux, X Country, Maritzal, Der Deutscher Volksbund, Leszno, Nea Europa, Puerto Thelosia, Kluz, Adhria, HELLLLL, Lieges, Vurk, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Rome Ruzalls, Faack, Parsininsa, Saint Von Artemis, Granevia, CSB SA Union, Niemence, Soveriegn, Kkorea, Western Balkania, Crucia, New Vardarland, Superior Saxonia, Berlin and Hanover, Regnum Italiae, The New Palaces, Eastoria, Younizia, The Sigometh Dynasty, Jim the Baptist, Destyntine, Coque Borie Lethawik, Dauershire, Communist-Denmark, Mallor, East Ase Palmars, Leranditale, British Amsterdam, Francoguese, Ferranghia, Southern Whateverlandia, Great Whiteland, Newex Nov Can, Zaznia, Greater Bahland, Trixeland, British Gambia, DeNorSweLand, Younglandia, Brujstan, Wu-wei, Dizgovzy, Leviggo, -floptropica-, Eistalia, New Kowloon Bay, Iskalland, National Federation, Tax Haven Islands, Ukrainida, Caparica, Stumphosse Res, Luminica, Opiachus WA Mission, Canturk, The Aosta Valley, MY Holiness, Paidousistan, Mally Piznoopia, and Union of Rossiya.