The Federation of Lahemaa National Park is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its daily referendums, disturbing lack of elderly people, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, devout population of 945 million Lahemaa National Parkians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 29.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Lahemaa National Parkian economy, worth 61.8 trillion gambles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 65,348 gambles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

All government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, internet moderators work overtime to remove memes comparing Leader to cartoon bears, and doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lahemaa National Park's national animal is the gamble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lahemaa National Park is ranked 89,998^th in the world and 6^th in National Parks of Estonia for Most Authoritarian, with 1,002.05 milliStalins.