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The Council Chambers of Lakanaba

“Watch for mimics!”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Federation of Planets Headquarters

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Lakanaba

Population18.382 billion

CapitalLakanaba
Leaderthe Council
FaithZenithian

CurrencyGold
Animalslime

The Council Chambers of Lakanaba is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Council with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 18.382 billion Lakanabans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lakanaba. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Lakanaban economy, worth a remarkable 6,760 trillion Golds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 367,759 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, and Max Barry is this year's Miss Lakanaba. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lakanaba's national animal is the slime, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Zenithian.

Lakanaba is ranked 219,877th in the world and 6th in Federation of Planets Headquarters for Most Secular, with 0.75 Atheism Rate.

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Most Cultured: 21stLargest Welfare Programs: 48thMost Subsidized Industry: 65thMost Efficient Economies: 88thMost Cheerful Citizens: 113thLargest Governments: 154thMost Rebellious Youth: 158thHighest Average Tax Rates: 172ndMost Inclusive: 195thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 271stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 275thMost Devout: 279thMost Developed: 310thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 322ndLongest Average Lifespans: 352ndSmartest Citizens: 442ndMost Beautiful Environments: 472ndNicest Citizens: 497thLowest Crime Rates: 551stHealthiest Citizens: 700thMost Valuable International Artwork: 721stMost Scientifically Advanced: 777thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 816thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,000thHighest Average Incomes: 1,022ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,037thHighest Economic Output: 1,052ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,071stMost Pacifist: 1,122ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,137thSafest: 1,443rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,617thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,861stLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,910thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,845thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,943rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,770thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,744thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,021stRudest Citizens: 5,266thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,475thBest Weather: 6,589thLargest Populations: 8,056thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,462ndTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 17,036thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,686thLargest Retail Industry: 19,508th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lakanaba's influence in Federation of Planets Headquarters fell from "Contender" to "Negotiator".
  • : Lakanaba's influence in Federation of Planets Headquarters rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
  • : Following new legislation in Lakanaba, Max Barry is this year's Miss Lakanaba.
  • : Following new legislation in Lakanaba, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors.
  • : Following new legislation in Lakanaba, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law.
  • : Following new legislation in Lakanaba, traffic jams are a common sight due to construction work from a massive overhaul of the nation's freeways.
  • : Following new legislation in Lakanaba, the government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Lakanaba, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
  • : Following new legislation in Lakanaba, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds.
  • : Following new legislation in Lakanaba, it isn't only obsequious grandees who produce a lot of manure at state occasions.

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