The Federation of Lakes in Finland is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its public floggings, otherworldly petting zoo, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 914 million Lakes in Finlandians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 45.2%.

The thriving Lakes in Finlandian economy, worth 75.0 trillion gambles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,108 gambles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world, acrimonious legal battles result during divorce proceedings, school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp, and Leader has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lakes in Finland's national animal is the gamble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lakes in Finland is ranked 237,657^th in the world and 223^rd in Lakes in Finland for Most Primitive, scoring -98.8 on the Scary Big Number Scale.