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The Type-1 Hypervisor of Lambdaland

“A VM and a VM and a VM and a VM and a VM and a ...” LeLambda

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: the South Pacific



Population12.57 billion

CapitalThe Great Λ

AnimalThree-legged Rook

The Type-1 Hypervisor of Lambdaland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by LeLambda with an even hand, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate population of 12.57 billion λλλλλλ are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great Λ. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient λλλ economy, worth a remarkable 2,085 trillion Monies a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,942 Monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

History textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, the government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market, and a degree in LeLambda Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lambdaland's national animal is the Three-legged Rook, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is ItCouldHaveBeenWorsism.

Lambdaland is ranked 159,252nd in the world and 7,119th in the South Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 10.93 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 497thMost Influential: 707thMost Pacifist: 1,174thMost Developed: 1,486thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,555thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,592ndHealthiest Citizens: 1,718thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,735thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,843rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,901stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,990thSafest: 2,091stTop
Nicest Citizens: 2,132ndSmartest Citizens: 2,210thBest Weather: 2,482ndMost Cultured: 2,485thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,747thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,016thMost Efficient Economies: 4,005thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,081stHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,292ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,390thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,398thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,476thLowest Crime Rates: 4,581stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,925thLargest Governments: 4,953rdMost Inclusive: 5,660thMost Stationary: 5,699thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,217thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,419thHighest Economic Output: 6,965thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,184thMost Secular: 7,643rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,716thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,804thHighest Average Incomes: 10,424thTop
Largest Populations: 18,931stLargest Welfare Programs: 19,484thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,707th
Most Pacifist: 38th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 46th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 46th in the regionMost Developed: 52nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 53rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 54th in the regionMost Influential: 61st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 61st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 63rd in the regionMost Cultured: 65th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 66th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 67th in the regionSafest: 68th in the regionNicest Citizens: 75th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 76th in the regionBest Weather: 83rd in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 88th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 94th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 101st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 111th in the regionMost Stationary: 115th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 116th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 122nd in the regionLargest Governments: 126th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 127th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 132nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 135th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 143rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 163rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 173rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 176th in the regionMost Inclusive: 199th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 202nd in the regionLargest Populations: 207th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 210th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 258th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 260th in the regionMost Secular: 273rd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 564th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 567th in the region

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