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The Corgi-Hawk Hybrid of Lamoni

Lamoni was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 100

“Lex iniusta non est lex.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Greater Dienstad


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Population38.698 billion

LeaderAndrew Stinson


The Corgi-Hawk Hybrid of Lamoni is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Andrew Stinson with an even hand, and remarkable for its national health service, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 38.698 billion Lamonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order and Defense are also considered important, while International Aid and Administration aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nephi. The average income tax rate is 53.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lamonian economy, worth an astonishing 10,816 trillion Rushanas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 279,509 Rushanas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims, sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour, a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat", and children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lamoni's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Lamoni is ranked 226,470th in the world and 65th in Greater Dienstad for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -51.48 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Largest Populations: 41stLargest Agricultural Sector: 121stHealthiest Citizens: 342ndHighest Economic Output: 364thSmartest Citizens: 562ndMost Developed: 566thSafest: 591stLongest Average Lifespans: 644thMost Stationary: 738thLargest Publishing Industry: 741stLargest Information Technology Sector: 832ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 868thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,120thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,139thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,892ndMost Influential: 1,974thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,140thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2,477thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,845thLowest Crime Rates: 2,992ndBest Weather: 3,035thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,789thMost Secular: 4,461stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,322ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,477thMost Inclusive: 5,957thLargest Governments: 6,216thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,544thMost Efficient Economies: 7,577thLargest Mining Sector: 8,350thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,682ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,003rdLargest Gambling Industry: 11,310thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 11,452ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,576thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,344thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,987thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 20,199th
Least Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lamoni lodged a message on the Greater Dienstad Regional Message Board.
  • : Lamoni voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ending School Segregation".
  • : Lamoni was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamoni, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name.
  • : Lamoni voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The Land of Kings and Emperors".
  • : Following new legislation in Lamoni, a widely accepted trade policy is "tit-for-tat".
  • : Lamoni was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : Lamoni voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Sovereign Justice Accord".
  • : Following new legislation in Lamoni, sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour.
  • : Following new legislation in Lamoni, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 4 » Zather, Cartoonia, Palmyrion, and Osea 767.

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