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The Commonwealth of Lamuell

“Vaccinate your kids, slip slop slap and seatbelt safety” Grand Chancellor Comouchi

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific



Population2.167 billion

CapitalLamuell Funland City
LeaderGrand Chancellor Comouchi

AnimalFrench Panda

The Commonwealth of Lamuell is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Grand Chancellor Comouchi with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.167 billion Lamuellians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lamuell Funland City. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lamuellian economy, worth 321 trillion Francuezzes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,293 Francuezzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Grand Chancellor Comouchi's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, in a baffling press conference Grand Chancellor Comouchi proudly dismantled a broken door, and sometimes a whole prison wing will house a single prisoner. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lamuell's national animal is the French Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lamuell is ranked 69,232nd in the world and 3,834th in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 62.87 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 728thMost Influential: 1,130thMost Secular: 1,476thTop
Most Pacifist: 2,120thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,086thNicest Citizens: 3,144thMost Inclusive: 4,076thHealthiest Citizens: 4,323rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,774thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,850thSafest: 4,906thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,069thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,099thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,123rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,188thLowest Crime Rates: 5,221stMost Developed: 5,221stBest Weather: 5,247thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,701stMost Advanced Public Education: 6,540thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,548thLargest Governments: 6,636thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,221stLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,239thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,652ndSmartest Citizens: 7,664thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,998thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,139thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,229thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 8,891stMost Cultured: 9,281stMost Efficient Economies: 10,512thHighest Average Incomes: 12,885th
Most Secular: 71st in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 128th in the regionNicest Citizens: 184th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 186th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 190th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 230th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 244th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 244th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 245th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 245th in the regionMost Inclusive: 258th in the regionSafest: 263rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 272nd in the regionBest Weather: 291st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 293rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 299th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 307th in the regionMost Developed: 312th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 317th in the regionLargest Governments: 343rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 346th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 378th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 391st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 402nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 422nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 425th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 429th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 436th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 439th in the regionMost Cultured: 445th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 504th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 520th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 610th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 832nd in the region

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