The United Kingdom of Lan Mas Domordia is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 255 million Lan Mas Domordians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The powerhouse Lan Mas Domordian economy, worth 22.2 trillion kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 87,045 kronor, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 343,896 per year while the poor average 14,916, a ratio of 23.1 to 1.

People choose marriage partners by buying a lottery ticket, the nation is a world leader in martyrs per capita, it is a crime to operate a combine harvester while intoxicated, and charity workers were first up against the wall when the time came. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lan Mas Domordia's national animal is the elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lan Mas Domordia is ranked 3,568^th in the world and 1^st in HS Hermits for Most Secular, with 98.83 Atheism Rate.