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The Most Ancient and Noble House of Lancaster of Wessex

“Noli irritare leones”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Power

Location: House of Lancaster of Wessex

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Lancaster of Wessex

Population36.305 billion

CapitalThe Ancestral Estate Capital Region
LeaderThe Duke Lancaster
Faithceremonially Wessex Anglicanism

CurrencyRoyal Crown Sterling
Animalperegrine falcon

The Most Ancient and Noble House of Lancaster of Wessex is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Duke Lancaster with a fair hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 36.305 billion Lancastrians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Ancestral Estate Capital Region. The average income tax rate is 78.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lancaster of Wessexian economy, worth an astonishing 12,470 trillion Royal Crown Sterlings a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 343,493 Royal Crown Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Babies are increasingly seen as a luxury, defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were, The Duke Lancaster's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, and Lancaster of Wessex recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace. Crime is totally unknown. Lancaster of Wessex's national animal is the peregrine falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is ceremonially Wessex Anglicanism.

Lancaster of Wessex is ranked 7,514th in the world and 1st in House of Lancaster of Wessex for Most Influential, scoring 7,321 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

Top
1%
Most Cheerful Citizens: 37thLargest Publishing Industry: 84thLeast Corrupt Governments: 143rdNicest Citizens: 151stMost Cultured: 240thHighest Economic Output: 255thHealthiest Citizens: 280thMost Compassionate Citizens: 298thMost Developed: 332ndBest Weather: 354thMost Rebellious Youth: 367thLongest Average Lifespans: 376thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 415thSmartest Citizens: 430thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 443rdSafest: 523rdMost Efficient Economies: 570thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 575thMost Pacifist: 576thMost Beautiful Environments: 625thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 659thMost Valuable International Artwork: 677thLargest Populations: 687thHighest Poor Incomes: 725thMost Inclusive: 778thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 850thMost Stationary: 1,025thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,129thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,146thHighest Average Incomes: 1,275thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,985thLargest Governments: 2,036thTop
5%
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,267thLowest Crime Rates: 3,651stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,353rdLargest Retail Industry: 6,383rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,180thMost Influential: 7,514thTop
10%
Largest Welfare Programs: 11,861stHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,854thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,044thMost Secular: 16,348thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,728thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,058thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,343rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,479th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, Lancaster of Wessex recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace.
  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, The Duke Lancaster's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader.
  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were.
  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, babies are increasingly seen as a luxury.
  • : Lancaster of Wessex rejected a request from Sapril for an embassy with House of Lancaster of Wessex.
  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, colleges adhere to rigid ethnic quotas for admissions.
  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend.
  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention.
  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
  • : Following new legislation in Lancaster of Wessex, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.

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