The People's Republic of Land of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is a massive, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 770 million Land of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortezians, 566 million of whom are zombies, are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New York. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Land of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortezian economy, worth 44.8 trillion Red Cents a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 11,859 Red Cents, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military conducts 'training exercises' in prisons, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage, and the only things written in the stars are arrest warrants for astrologers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Land of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's national animal is the Shrew, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Land of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is ranked 309,957^th in the world and 12,496^th in Balder for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 3,451.1 Standard Monetary Units.