The Golden republic of Land of the Person is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Leonard Blokhuizen with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.572 billion Personians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cambrian city. The average income tax rate is 87.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Personian economy, worth 921 trillion Throwing stars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,241 Throwing stars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's a hole in the heart of every Personian city, there is something rotten in the state of Land of the Person, government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares, and Cambrian city has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Land of the Person's national animal is the Beaver, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Faith of the person.

Land of the Person is ranked 179,603^rd in the world and 8^th in The Germanic isles for Most Patriotic, with 8.06 flags saluted per person per day.