Category: Father Knows Best State | ||
Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Squire
Location: The Funian Puppet Region
Population | 3.711 billion |
Capital | Yeah Ville |
Leader | Chill Lands |
Faith | Lemon |
Currency | Puppeteering is hard to spell |
Animal | Dance Dance Revolution People |
The Puppeteering Supreme Nation of Landoffunpuppet21 is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Chill Lands with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.711 billion Landoffunpuppet21ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yeah Ville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 61.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Landoffunpuppet21ian economy, worth 511 trillion Puppeteering is hard to spells a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 137,951 Puppeteering is hard to spells, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.
Airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, women across the country are tying the knot, and soiled underwear is being repurposed as (off-)white flags. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Landoffunpuppet21's national animal is the Dance Dance Revolution People, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Lemon.
Landoffunpuppet21 is ranked 76,687th in the world and 37th in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Stationary, with 626.7971335718 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet21, soiled underwear is being repurposed as (off-)white flags.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet21, women across the country are tying the knot.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet21, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet21, airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet21, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths.
- : Landoffunpuppet21 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet21, military advisors frequently remind San Vitenzan farmers that they have to pull the pin on a grenade before throwing it.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet21, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet21, no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet21, talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction.