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Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The Funian Puppet Region

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Landoffunpuppet29

Population3.687 billion

CapitalPuppeteering Town
LeaderThe Grand Puppeter Man Guy

CurrencyPuppet Pesolings
AnimalSmall Creepy Doll

The Grand Puppeting Nation of Landoffunpuppet29 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Grand Puppeter Man Guy with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.687 billion Landoffunpuppet29ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Puppeteering Town. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.2%.

The powerhouse Landoffunpuppet29ian economy, worth 452 trillion Puppet Pesolings a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,854 Puppet Pesolings, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects, students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class, and beggars lack pockets for spare change. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Landoffunpuppet29's national animal is the Small Creepy Doll, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Landoffunpuppet29 is ranked 76,694th in the world and 49th in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Stationary, with 626.79020996512 days.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 5,575thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,765thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,452ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 9,548thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,281stHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,695thMost Patriotic: 14,630thTop
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Most Devout: 15,152ndMost Corrupt Governments: 16,235thLargest Black Market: 18,102ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 19,808thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,883rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26,434thMost Authoritarian: 27,031stBest Weather: 27,946thMost Beautiful Environments: 28,513th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Patriotic: 19th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 25th in the regionMost Devout: 29th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 30th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 32nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 35th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 42nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 43rd in the regionMost Influential: 43rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 44th in the regionMost Stationary: 49th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 52nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 53rd in the regionLargest Populations: 59th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet29, beggars lack pockets for spare change.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet29, students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet29, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet29, murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet29, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet29, the Small Council has more than a little influence.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet29, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet29, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet29, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial.
  • : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet29, weathermen are being arrested for attempting to read the future.

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