Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Powerhouse |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Squire
Location: The Funian Puppet Region
Population | 3.687 billion |
Capital | Puppeteering Town |
Leader | The Grand Puppeter Man Guy |
Currency | Puppet Pesolings |
Animal | Small Creepy Doll |
The Grand Puppeting Nation of Landoffunpuppet29 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Grand Puppeter Man Guy with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.687 billion Landoffunpuppet29ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Puppeteering Town. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.2%.
The powerhouse Landoffunpuppet29ian economy, worth 452 trillion Puppet Pesolings a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,854 Puppet Pesolings, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.
Murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects, students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class, and beggars lack pockets for spare change. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Landoffunpuppet29's national animal is the Small Creepy Doll, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Landoffunpuppet29 is ranked 76,694th in the world and 49th in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Stationary, with 626.79020996512 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet29, beggars lack pockets for spare change.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet29, students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet29, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet29, murder is sanctioned if the legal paperwork is filled out correctly.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet29, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet29, the Small Council has more than a little influence.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet29, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet29, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet29, charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet29, weathermen are being arrested for attempting to read the future.