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The Kingdom of LandOfTheKingsPeople

“The Country is Your Life”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific



Population1.491 billion

CapitalThe Kings City
LeaderNotstalan H Faust


The Kingdom of LandOfTheKingsPeople is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Notstalan H Faust with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.491 billion LandOfTheKingsPeopleans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Kings City. The average income tax rate is 77.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient LandOfTheKingsPeoplean economy, worth 226 trillion meuros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 151,893 meuros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, good-looking doctors are obliged by law to give foot rubs to Notstalan H Faust, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental, and withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LandOfTheKingsPeople's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

LandOfTheKingsPeople is ranked 240,397th in the world and 10,007th in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 1 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,285thTop
Most Influential: 2,984thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,169thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,404thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,513thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,519thMost Conservative: 5,045thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,220thMost Authoritarian: 5,510thLowest Crime Rates: 5,594thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,551stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,704thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,112thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,783rdTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 12,454thHighest Average Incomes: 13,690thLargest Governments: 13,762ndHealthiest Citizens: 14,079thLargest Black Market: 15,474thMost Developed: 17,019thMost Secular: 17,675thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,902ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,668thMost Extreme: 21,691stMost Beautiful Environments: 22,731stSmartest Citizens: 23,141stMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,314thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,932nd
Largest Agricultural Sector: 128th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 148th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 160th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 208th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 220th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 238th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 268th in the regionMost Conservative: 268th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 291st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 316th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 422nd in the regionMost Extreme: 439th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 537th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 644th in the regionLargest Black Market: 644th in the regionLargest Governments: 682nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 712th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 792nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 858th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 878th in the regionMost Secular: 900th in the regionMost Influential: 923rd in the regionMost Developed: 940th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 994th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in LandOfTheKingsPeople, withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats.
  • : Following new legislation in LandOfTheKingsPeople, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental.
  • : LandOfTheKingsPeople was endorsed by The Federation of Defense For The World Assembly.
  • : Following new legislation in LandOfTheKingsPeople, good-looking doctors are obliged by law to give foot rubs to Notstalan H Faust.
  • : Following new legislation in LandOfTheKingsPeople, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • : LandOfTheKingsPeople was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in LandOfTheKingsPeople, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains.
  • : Following new legislation in LandOfTheKingsPeople, adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère.
  • : Following new legislation in LandOfTheKingsPeople, the true length of the coastline of LandOfTheKingsPeople may never be measured.
  • : Following new legislation in LandOfTheKingsPeople, religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 168 » Pytong, Odelinor, Lulubellia, Guer Aike, Streidenberg, Sundred, Great Bights Mum, Votak Matim, Hamerica, Tvers, Dreadton, Imperial Pieserged, Former English Colony, Orado, Bankowiata, Newpromisedland, Kocherian, North Bratislava, Cretox State, Slyakanya, Corfad, Kranostav, Koda-Land, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Crusadam, The Rhein States, Hardscrabble, Notyoutopia, Shibutani, Climeria, Territorio di Nessuno, Aerilia, Yaorozu, Empy, Chukstik Illahi, Navsland, The Tampa Bay Rays, Brucklania, Kazoo Basin, Omnistria, New Lakemba, Yokciq Empire, Dar es Saalam, Kragsgale, Zzozona, Nodnarb, Siwale, Loutsland, Sunto, Sikol, and 118 others.Selfgradatude, Heilhum Imperius, Interdimensional Zone, Maclare, Draconian Progression, Yellops, Ozstan, Joodey, Andexia, 1 very fast endotarter, Pasargad, Arson pog, Sevinland, Seijitsu, East Akra, Valentine Z, Wineclaw, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Xipher, Republica Guilleana, Colfes, Ravendi, Blyskalia, Pallaith, Sil Dorsett, El Fiji Grande, Port Naga, Ethnon, Frances Francis the First of France, Galbadiana, Holy Oranz, The Iron Lions, United Kahndaq, The Pantheons, Godwanna, Svenskskit, Libertania Democratica, Strongwill, His Enduring Majesty, Star Kingdom, The Serdey Islands, Bharathvarsh, Illusia and Neverendia, Wisconsota, Dangine, Fauzjhia, Xagill, GenshinImpact, Nalver And, Xentherida, Landestian, Hyphen, Maratabat, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, Dabarastan, Zyvetskistaahn, Runeda, Wilkshire, A Salmon Named Harold, Planes, Darkmondoria, The Endless Eventide, Madjack, Shadowrik, The Mazur Empire, Seenvorland, Simone Republic, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Gondwanaia, Sachi, KhalChicken, Daiz, Shinjuku tokyo 0, McMasterdonia, Barabolia, Moubarakistan, Zemnaya Svoboda, Chips and Guac, Vesteysia, Otakus and Weebs, Clan Spaniel, Greater Afroeurasia, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Travislavania, Free Salvation, Patrician, Ellbonnia, Maott, Figyjharli, Wapistan, Sanjurika, Trumpski, Kromi, Questann, Siforpeo, Lol2639, Shotokonia, Tyirza, Super Girl, Xyrron, BTProductions, Uzbek Khan, Aryan Homeland, The Jerichowan Country, Steampunk Ariel, Alexander the Magnus, Venicea, New Celoveniortan, Viridiann, Mon Island, Fraystonia, Cajland, ForestMythal, Religioncord, Centrialand, Siberian Workforce, and Defense For The World Assembly.

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