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The United Realms of Lansaka

“Tyranny cannot stand against a democracy.” President Dianne Dawson

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Page

Location: the Rejected Realms



Population2.073 billion

CapitalPort King
LeaderPresident Dianne Dawson

AnimalCottonmouth Coral Copperhead Rattlesnake

The United Realms of Lansaka is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Dianne Dawson with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.073 billion Lansakans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Port King. The average income tax rate is 73.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lansakan economy, worth 222 trillion Lafas a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 107,191 Lafas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

It is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food', a popular phrase is "eat, drink and be merry for tomorrow we eat, drink and be merry some more", a PhD just ain't what it used to be, and clergy never mention brand names for fear of losing their government subsidies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lansaka's national animal is the Cottonmouth Coral Copperhead Rattlesnake, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Confucianism.

Lansaka is ranked 224,334th in the world and 5,771st in the Rejected Realms for Least Corrupt Governments, with 71.47 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8,945thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,099thMost Influential: 10,872ndTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 12,114thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,337thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,095thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,449thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,504thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,581stMost Developed: 18,522ndMost Subsidized Industry: 19,317thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,617thMost Efficient Economies: 20,778thLargest Governments: 22,410thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,904thMost Cultured: 23,322ndRudest Citizens: 23,919th
Most Influential: 194th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 231st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 237th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 369th in the regionMost Developed: 381st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 396th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 427th in the regionMost Cultured: 453rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 481st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 551st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 570th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 604th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 606th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 617th in the regionLargest Governments: 623rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 632nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 646th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 667th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 669th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 11 » Zerentopia, Panormia, Makdon, TorNaGul, Chimes, FiTzGEraLdLAnD, Minskiev, Toerana, Parx, Farrakhan, and Visionary Union.

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