The State of Lansoldale is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 32.734 billion Lansoldaleans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 8.8%.

The strong Lansoldalean economy, worth a remarkable 1,246 trillion betales a year, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 38,071 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Lansoldale has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, the Governor has just been declared ruler of Lansoldale in an international press conference, a major religion has been named as Lansoldale's national religion, and loan operators are losing interest due to lost interest. Crime is moderate. Lansoldale's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Lansoldale is ranked 187,557^th in the world and 4^th in Somalia for Highest Food Quality, scoring 12.78 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.