The State of Laos State is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 19.979 billion Laos Stateans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.1%.

The very strong Laos Statean economy, worth 740 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 37,086 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 252,145 per year while the poor average 1,992, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Voting is voluntary and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Laos State's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Laos State is ranked 61,047^th in the world and 2^nd in Laos for Smartest Citizens, with 38.72 quips per hour.