The Federation of Lapland wellbeing services county is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, zero percent divorce rate, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 863 million Lapland wellbeing services countyians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.5%.

The very strong Lapland wellbeing services countyian economy, worth 65.0 trillion gambles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 75,280 gambles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 221,536 per year while the poor average 20,141, a ratio of 11.0 to 1.

Children in school playgrounds can be heard chanting the hymns of the Order of Violet, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, police are arresting costumed characters at comic book conventions, and helicopter parenting is on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lapland wellbeing services county's national animal is the gamble, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lapland wellbeing services county is ranked 253,977^th in the world and 18^th in Wellbeing services counties of Finland for Most Primitive, scoring -121 on the Scary Big Number Scale.