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The Anomaly of Last Choicia

“You! In the back!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise

Location: TopCornion

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Last Choicia

Population14.23 billion

CapitalJonesburg
LeaderMy Roblox Girlfriend
FaithThe Last Option

CurrencyJolly Rancher
AnimalSolid Octopus

The Anomaly of Last Choicia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by My Roblox Girlfriend with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, hatred of cheese, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.23 billion Last Choosers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jonesburg. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Last Choician economy, worth a remarkable 5,472 trillion Jolly Ranchers a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 384,587 Jolly Ranchers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

People across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs, spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel, and small towns have started burning historical buildings in hopes of attracting tourists. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Last Choicia's national animal is the Solid Octopus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is The Last Option.

Last Choicia is ranked 277,372nd in the world and 11th in TopCornion for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -4.47 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12thMost Ignorant Citizens: 13thMost Subsidized Industry: 14thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24thMost Corrupt Governments: 31stHighest Drug Use: 48thMost Primitive: 48thMost Avoided: 66thLargest Retail Industry: 68thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 77thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 85thFattest Citizens: 87thHighest Crime Rates: 107thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 166thMost Efficient Economies: 205thMost Armed: 219thLargest Black Market: 476thMost Advanced Public Transport: 608thLargest Mining Sector: 743rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 964thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,142ndRudest Citizens: 1,228thHighest Average Incomes: 1,235thLargest Governments: 1,654thMost Devout: 2,053rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,200thHighest Economic Output: 2,807thTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 4,412thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,204thMost Stationary: 9,575thMost Influential: 10,968thNudest: 13,953rdTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 27,298thLargest Populations: 28,221st
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, small towns have started burning historical buildings in hopes of attracting tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, homes have been banned from having any more than one wheel.
  • : Last Choicia was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, spies caught red-handed are served cocktails on their first-class flights home.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, people across the world seek to be healthier by eliminating carbs.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, priests are being drafted by the church load.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, the national water supply has entered detox.
  • : Last Choicia was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Last Choicia, tourist operators promise visitors tours of live burning shipwrecks and plane crash sites.

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