The Que Pasa Contigo of Latin Simone is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.806 billion Latin Simoneans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Latin Simonean economy, worth 742 trillion gorillazzes a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 109,139 gorillazzes, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Financial investors are noting a boom in artillery, player-submitted issues are printed just so they can be burned by [violet] (Latin Simone has found 2 easter eggs), murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows, and chicken farmers must rise before the sun every day to gag their cockerels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Latin Simone's national animal is the gorilla, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Latin Simone is ranked 34,839^th in the world and 180^th in Stereo Hearts for Lowest Crime Rates, with 80.05 law-abiding acts per hour.