The Holy Toiletist-Socialist of Laver Island is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Hælga Jakobsdottír with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.345 billion Laverians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vulkanerborg. The average income tax rate is 54.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Laverian economy, worth a remarkable 2,405 trillion Vixes a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 147,169 Vixes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The standard government reply to any query is "there is no spoon", the Laverian Falcon has a hungry look, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Hælga Jakobsdottír is a silly poophead, and parties on cruise ships go off with a real bang. Crime is totally unknown. Laver Island's national animal is the Laverian Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Laver Island is ranked 18,876^th in the world and 66^th in Europe for Nudest, with 221.25 cheeks per square mile.