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The Incorporated States of Lazer Llamas

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Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Ambassador

Location: Ozzy

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Lazer Llamas

Population27.71 billion

CurrencyAlfalfa
AnimalLazer LLama

The Incorporated States of Lazer Llamas is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 27.71 billion Lazer Llamasians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Lazer Llamasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,234 trillion Alfalfas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, extremely specialized black market in Book Publishing and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 44,536 Alfalfas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, Lazer Llamas's famous countrysides are shrouded by wind farms, and phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Lazer Llamas's national animal is the Lazer LLama, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lazer Llamas is ranked 11,457th in the world and 19th in Ozzy for Most Stationary, with 2,140.0862692328 days.

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Highest Drug Use: 1,346thTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 3,009thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,587thLargest Populations: 5,707thMost Pacifist: 8,712thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,751stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,334thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,421stMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,187thMost Stationary: 11,457thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,533rdNicest Citizens: 11,969thMost Influential: 14,487thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 16,154thLargest Black Market: 19,249thMost Cultured: 19,475thLeast Corrupt Governments: 20,341stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,489thHighest Economic Output: 22,826thMost Cheerful Citizens: 27,557thMost Devout: 27,965thSmartest Citizens: 28,722nd
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Most Devout: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Average: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Lazer Llamas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Lazer Llamas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Lazer Llamas was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Lazer Llamas was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Lazer Llamas was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Lazer Llamas was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Lazer Llamas was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Lazer Llamas was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Lazer Llamas was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Crime Rates and the Top 5% for Most Influential.
  • : Lazer Llamas was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.

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