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The Colonial Administration Rule of Lazy valley

“A Hero Need Not Speak, When He Is Gone, The World Will”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Regional Influence: Ambassador

Location: Enadia


Lazy valley

Population5.733 billion

CapitalNew Mombasa

AnimalMaltese Tiger

The Colonial Administration Rule of Lazy valley is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Ryan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.733 billion lazians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Mombasa. The average income tax rate is 84.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lazy valleyian economy, worth 620 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 108,190 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, a revolving door was recently installed at the entrance of the Lazy valleyian Capitol Building, and political cartoons depicting Ryan's face on a Maltese Tiger's buttocks are selling like hotcakes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lazy valley's national animal is the Maltese Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Polysomnography.

Lazy valley is ranked 143,675th in the world and 98th in Enadia for Most Extreme, scoring 14.83 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most Influential: 2,967thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,064thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,442ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,057thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,423rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,466thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,075thMost Developed: 11,736thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,154thHighest Average Tax Rates: 12,259thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,948thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,219thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,246thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,591stMost Inclusive: 13,678thBest Weather: 14,146thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,398thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,429thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,461stMost Cultured: 14,475thMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,863rdLargest Governments: 16,006thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,035thSmartest Citizens: 16,817thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,080thMost Rebellious Youth: 19,276thMost Secular: 19,345thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,025thHealthiest Citizens: 20,267thLowest Crime Rates: 20,368thMost Efficient Economies: 21,643rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,879thLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,150th
Most Influential: 4th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 15th in the region

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