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The Colonial Administration Rule of Lazy valley

“A Hero Need Not Speak, When He Is Gone, The World Will”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Regional Influence: Envoy

Location: Enadia


Lazy valley

Population4.25 billion

CapitalNew Mombasa

AnimalMaltese Tiger

The Colonial Administration Rule of Lazy valley is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Ryan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.25 billion lazians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Mombasa. The average income tax rate is 80.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lazy valleyian economy, worth 485 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 114,344 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, a revolving door was recently installed at the entrance of the Lazy valleyian Capitol Building, and political cartoons depicting Ryan's face on a Maltese Tiger's buttocks are selling like hotcakes. Crime is totally unknown. Lazy valley's national animal is the Maltese Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Polysomnography.

Lazy valley is ranked 14,757th in the world and 29th in Enadia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 53.38 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,230thTop
Most Influential: 3,881stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,747thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,318thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,601stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,959thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 10,358thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,206thMost Developed: 11,332ndMost Inclusive: 12,816thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,025thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,352ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,932ndMost Cultured: 14,059thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,074thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,602ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,757thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,001stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,028thLargest Governments: 15,934thSmartest Citizens: 16,025thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,215thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,690thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,770thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,271stMost Secular: 18,319thMost Rebellious Youth: 18,592ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,855thHealthiest Citizens: 20,164th
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Stationary: 23rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 26th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 29th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 29th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 30th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 30th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 33rd in the regionMost Developed: 35th in the region

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