The Unlimited Speed Roads of Le Car is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.926 billion Le Cars are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, with Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Del Sol. The average income tax rate is 45.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Le Car economy, worth a remarkable 1,066 trillion Civics a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Automobile Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 179,990 Civics, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lion-reed-vulture-hand-reed-mouth is how Leader is spelt now, citizens often ask "what has information technology ever done for us?", Le Cars have replaced bears in a popular idiom, and shock troops shock enemy forces with their nudity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Le Car's national animal is the Turbocharger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Le Car is ranked 301,109^th in the world and 903^rd in The Communist Bloc for Most Patriotic, with 0.72 flags saluted per person per day.