The Fortified Republic of LeafyCranberry is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Lord Česko II with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The devout population of 5.859 billion Ketevélians or Keppátians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cranberry City and Leafúngrad. The average income tax rate is 44.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Ketevélian or Keppátian economy, worth 399 trillion Læfsünks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,165 Læfsünks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Uprooting flowers for religious ceremonies is a felony, Grashevianism and Elduhuriyanism has been named as LeafyCranberry's national religion, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors, and stone wrist watches that weigh 20lb are the latest trend. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LeafyCranberry's national animal is the A guy who touches grass, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Grashevianism and Elduhuriyanism.

LeafyCranberry is ranked 143,226^th in the world and 1^st in Cranberrian States for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,927.23 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.