The Picture above is actually of Leiningerland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by El Presidente with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.643 billion Leiningerlandians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neuleiningen. The average income tax rate is 79.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Leiningerlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,043 trillion Schwanentalers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 136,537 Schwanentalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Neuleiningen River, it's a comma comma comma comma comma rebellion, being dead no longer has any benefits, and teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank. Crime is totally unknown. Leiningerland's national animal is the Swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Leiningerland is ranked 89,471^st in the world and 820^th in Europe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.26 law-abiding acts per hour.