The Teachings of Lemmingtopias is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Divine and Perpetual Emperor Lomax with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 29.287 billion Lemmingtopians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lomapolis. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Lemmingtopian economy, worth a remarkable 4,230 trillion Atlantian Drachmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 144,447 Atlantian Drachmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Being The Divine and Perpetual Emperor Lomax has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, all you have to do is pray to get into Lemmingtopias, The Divine and Perpetual Emperor Lomax can finally stop kneading the dough and start rolling in it instead, and foreign leaders are advising that The Divine and Perpetual Emperor Lomax's letters must have gotten lost in the mail. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lemmingtopias's national animal is the Lemming, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lemmingtopian Hellenism.

Lemmingtopias is ranked 27,051^st in the world and 3^rd in Atlantis for Highest Average Incomes, with 144,447.25 Standard Monetary Units.