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The Kingdom of Lemsrow

“The Economic Center of Martledola!”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: The North Pacific



Population298 million


CurrencyPecratian Illocos
AnimalZagreb-Manila-Fort Bald Kosmo

The Kingdom of Lemsrow is a huge, cultured nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 298 million Lemsrowndians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Larshavink. The average income tax rate is 41.8%.

The all-consuming Lemsrowian economy, worth 31.7 trillion Pecratian Illocos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 106,483 Pecratian Illocos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

The Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, the government pours millions of Pecratian Illocos into rehabilitation programs annually, the Fashion Channel can only be viewed on widescreen TVs, and people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lemsrow's national animal is the Zagreb-Manila-Fort Bald Kosmo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lemsrow is ranked 125,004th in the world and 5,200th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 1,086.04 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,398thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,545thMost Influential: 5,308thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,135thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,150thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,292ndTop
Nicest Citizens: 15,000thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,570thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,136thMost Inclusive: 18,800thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,113thMost Politically Free: 21,827thHighest Disposable Incomes: 23,753rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 23,799th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 129th in the regionMost Politically Free: 393rd in the regionTop
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 579th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 584th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 649th in the regionNicest Citizens: 849th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 869th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 942nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 952nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 954th in the region

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 160 » Aerilia, Bankowiata, Venicea, Lulubellia, McMasterdonia, Greater Afroeurasia, Wilkshire, Guer Aike, Republica Guilleana, Valentine Z, Sundred, Patrician, Great Bights Mum, Vesteysia, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Hamerica, Ethnon, Navsland, Illusia and Neverendia, Dar es Saalam, Siwale, Orado, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Imperial Pieserged, Omnistria, Shadowrik, Koda-Land, Interdimensional Zone, The Rhein States, Corfad, Zzozona, Star Kingdom, Notyoutopia, Yokciq Empire, Shibutani, Kocherian, Former English Colony, Bharathvarsh, Moneyflows, Clan Spaniel, Hardscrabble, Crusadam, Sachi, Maratabat, Kromi, Svenskskit, Empy, Cretox State, Kragsgale, The Tampa Bay Rays, and 110 others.Yaorozu, Francois Isidore, Xentherida, Valgarda, Alorca, Kazoo Basin, Slyakanya, Barabolia, Odelinor, Dreadton, Territorio di Nessuno, New Lakemba, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Votak Matim, Loutsland, Travislavania, Free Salvation, Zemnaya Svoboda, El Fiji Grande, The Pantheons, Wisconsota, Nodnarb, Pallaith, Sikol, Colfes, Svenskan, Frances Francis the First of France, Blyskalia, Runeda, Ravendi, Maott, Figyjharli, Madjack, North Bratislava, Wineclaw, Wapistan, Sanjurika, Trumpski, Ellbonnia, Andexia, Selfgradatude, The Ultimate Republic, The Republic of Free Peoples, Duryanistan, Nalver And, Dangine, Nuevo Polanco, Sunto, Questann, Siforpeo, Lol2639, Chips and Guac, Esplandia, Sil Dorsett, East Akra, Shotokonia, Servilis, Fauzjhia, Simone Republic, Xagill, Yellops, Tyirza, Nationeer, ForestMythal, Kranostav, Curacao, Iberia y las Colonias, Super Girl, Holy Oranz, Xyrron, WeKnow, San Felipe, AmManies, Uzbek Khan, Libertania Democratica, Erisoria, Pasargad, Aryan Homeland, BTProductions, Rainengrad, Draconian Progression, Climeria, Mon Island, Strongwill, Steampunk Ariel, Alexander the Magnus, Seenvorland, Cajland, New Celoveniortan, Bramburg, Religioncord, Perikuresu, Defense For The World Assembly, Centrialand, Que Lukustinardon, Korean-Joseon, Darkmondoria, Tsandonown, Siberian Workforce, Harmonypine, New Feltre, Britle, Planes, Seanat, New Bedre, Jaxikistan, Upper Libertatem, Atlunartemis, Ootasa, and Governor Tarkin.

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