The Confederate Hegemony of Lengelt-Abysselia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Kerval von Ersatz-Greisuch with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.177 billion Lengelt-Abysselians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lengelt. The average income tax rate is 87.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lengelt-Abysselian economy, worth 342 trillion abyss-searics a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 157,186 abyss-searics, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field, children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines, police officers catch up on their paperwork while handing their caseload to PIs, and all Lengelt-Abysselians live like kings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lengelt-Abysselia's national animal is the abyss wyvern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Abyssal church.

Lengelt-Abysselia is ranked 17,194^th in the world and 13^th in Mitteleuropa for Most Secular, with 71.15 Atheism Rate.