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The Federation of Leppavesi Lake

“Finnish Lakes”

Category: Authoritarian Democracy
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Reasonable
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Lakes in Finland

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Leppavesi Lake

Population939 million

Currencygamble
Animalgamble

The Federation of Leppavesi Lake is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, smutty television, and public floggings. The compassionate, devout population of 939 million Leppavesi Lakeans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 62.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Leppavesi Lakean economy, worth 42.0 trillion gambles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,778 gambles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion, many friends and relatives of Leader have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, and weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Leppavesi Lake's national animal is the gamble, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Leppavesi Lake is ranked 264,496th in the world and 292nd in Lakes in Finland for Most Secular, with 12.34 Atheism Rate.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 20,815thBest Weather: 25,983rdMost Income Equality: 30,651stSafest: 31,093rd
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Lowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionMost Income Equality: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 13th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 20th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 24th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 31st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Leppavesi Lake, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law.
  • : Following new legislation in Leppavesi Lake, anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves.
  • : Following new legislation in Leppavesi Lake, many friends and relatives of Leader have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Leppavesi Lake, returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion.
  • : Following new legislation in Leppavesi Lake, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
  • : Following new legislation in Leppavesi Lake, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'.
  • : Following new legislation in Leppavesi Lake, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in Leppavesi Lake, many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses.
  • : Following new legislation in Leppavesi Lake, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted.
  • : Following new legislation in Leppavesi Lake, welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got.

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