The Republic of Les-Etats-Unis is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Albert Gallatin with a fair hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The democratic population of 28.612 billion Les-Etats-Unisians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Public Transport. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Le District de Columbia. The average income tax rate is 79.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient Les-Etats-Unisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,328 trillion francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is 46,447 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Teenagers across the country are celebrating the defeat of a national curfew bill, people are moving into treehouses in record numbers, Les-Etats-Unis's educational system is the envy of many and regarded as a pinnacle of academic achievement, and the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Les-Etats-Unis's national animal is the weasel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Les-Etats-Unis is ranked 97,269^th in the world and 10^th in United States for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.19 law-abiding acts per hour.