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The Republic of Lesko

“Forsooth, 'Tis Wolven Wit That Leadeth Us”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Negotiator

Location: Holo

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Lesko

Population618 million

CurrencyLumione
AnimalWolf

The Republic of Lesko is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 618 million Leskoans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 64.8%.

The powerhouse Leskoan economy, worth 47.8 trillion Lumiones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 77,349 Lumiones, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, you can tell when Leskoans are being snarky by the fact their lips are moving, political activists are routinely executed, and the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lesko's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lesko is ranked 12,798th in the world and 1st in Holo for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 6,741.68 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,798thMost Authoritarian: 15,544thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 20,051stMost Compassionate Citizens: 25,320thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27,614thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 28,365th
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Most Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Lesko, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament.
  • : Following new legislation in Lesko, political activists are routinely executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Lesko, you can tell when Leskoans are being snarky by the fact their lips are moving.
  • : Following new legislation in Lesko, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.
  • : Lesko was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Lesko, every week is blindness awareness week.
  • : Following new legislation in Lesko, Leader is called 'Patches' at international summits.
  • : Following new legislation in Lesko, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
  • : Following new legislation in Lesko, the urinary fragrance of seedier establishments is thankfully hidden by the smell of stale smoke.
  • : Following new legislation in Lesko, hospitals have to sell their computers on vBay in order to afford the ransomware decryption payments.

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