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The Consortium of Lex Caledonia

“No one provokes us with impunity.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Regional Influence: Contender

Location: The Confederacy of Free Nations


Lex Caledonia

Population9.116 billion

LeaderHead Minister Sulla


The Consortium of Lex Caledonia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Head Minister Sulla with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.116 billion Lex Caledonians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Falkirk. The average income tax rate is 84.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lex Caledonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,711 trillion Smakas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 187,730 Smakas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Frat-house partying has become the national pastime, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, and children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer. Crime is totally unknown. Lex Caledonia's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lex Caledonia is ranked 5,711th in the world and 13th in The Confederacy of Free Nations for Most Cultured, scoring 140 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Nicest Citizens: 1,231stMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,284thMost Secular: 1,344thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,469thMost Inclusive: 1,508thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,433rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,510thMost Influential: 2,523rdHealthiest Citizens: 2,719thMost Developed: 2,797thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,819thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,389thMost Pacifist: 3,468thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,483rdSmartest Citizens: 3,670thBest Weather: 3,743rdMost Subsidized Industry: 4,602ndMost Efficient Economies: 4,856thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,973rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,137thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,647thMost Cultured: 5,711thSafest: 6,106thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,231stLargest Governments: 6,377thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,888thHighest Average Incomes: 6,928thLowest Crime Rates: 6,959thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,600thHighest Economic Output: 7,629thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,825thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,211thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,500thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,051stMost Rebellious Youth: 13,200thMost Stationary: 14,143rdMost Politically Free: 14,225thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,793rd
Most Secular: 2nd in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Politically Free: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the region

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