The Commonweal of Lex Caledonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Head Minister Sulla with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.114 billion Lex Caledonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Falkirk. The average income tax rate is 89.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lex Caledonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,250 trillion Smakas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 185,772 Smakas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Frat-house partying has become the national pastime, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, and children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer. Crime is totally unknown. Lex Caledonia's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lex Caledonia is ranked 24,538^th in the world and 4^th in The Confederacy of Free Nations for Most Politically Free, scoring 81.62 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.