Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: World Benchmark |
Regional Influence: Duckspeaker
Location: Lunaria
Population | 9.605 billion |
Capital | Dark Moon |
Leader | Shadia Darkmoon |
Faith | Librarism |
Currency | Lunariaux |
Animal | Dark Dolphin |
The Lunar Kingdom of Lhainizluna is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Shadia Darkmoon with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.605 billion Lhainizlunans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dark Moon. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Lhainizlunan economy, worth a remarkable 3,381 trillion Lunariauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 352,047 Lunariauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, and the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lhainizluna's national animal is the Dark Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Librarism.
Lhainizluna is ranked 23,068th in the world and 21st in Lunaria for Most Stationary, with 1,494.82531414452 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Lhainizluna, the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy.
- : Following new legislation in Lhainizluna, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.
- : Following new legislation in Lhainizluna, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass.
- : Following new legislation in Lhainizluna, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
- : Following new legislation in Lhainizluna, solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages.
- : Following new legislation in Lhainizluna, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.
- : Following new legislation in Lhainizluna, digital novelty coins make for surprising vanguards of the revolution.
- : Following new legislation in Lhainizluna, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors.
- : Following new legislation in Lhainizluna, the dartboard at the Lhainizlunan Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Shadia Darkmoon's face.
- : Following new legislation in Lhainizluna, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers.