The Kingdom of Liandrostan is a huge, safe nation, notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The quiet, industrious population of 551 million Liandrostanis are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 53.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Liandrostanian economy, worth 20.9 trillion Liandrostani ducateses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,010 Liandrostani ducateses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs, oddly patriotic flash mobs spontaneously sing the national anthem, agriculture is heavily subsidized by the government, and Liandrostan has designated Liandrostan City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Liandrostan's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Liandrostan is ranked 164,607^th in the world and 985^th in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 9.5 flags saluted per person per day.