Category: Capitalist Paradise | ||
Civil Rights: Below Average |
Economy: Thriving |
Political Freedoms: Good |
Regional Influence: Eminence Grise
Location: Vatican
Population | 41.998 billion |
Capital | Ghettoville |
Leader | Biden the Demented |
Faith | Separation of Church and State |
Currency | welfare check |
Animal | weazel |
The Failed Ideas of Liberal fighters is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Biden the Demented with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, parental licensing program, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 41.998 billion Liberal fighters are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The tiny government prioritizes Law & Order, although Defense is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ghettoville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.4%.
The thriving Liberal fightersian economy, worth a remarkable 3,032 trillion welfare checks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 72,205 welfare checks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 215,769 per year while the poor average 18,904, a ratio of 11.4 to 1.
Engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", the education system has gotten a recent boost in spending, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, and edutainment video games are taking Liberal fighters's students to the next level. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Liberal fighters's national animal is the weazel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Separation of Church and State.
Liberal fighters is ranked 283,158th in the world and 12th in Vatican for Most Beautiful Environments, with 147.09 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Liberal fighters was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead and Most Survivors.
- : Liberal fighters was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Catholic Kingdom of Pied Piperlandia, killing 140 million zombies.
- : Liberal fighters was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Stationary, the Top 5% for Highest Economic Output, Most Valuable International Artwork, and Most Influential, and the Top 10% for Highest Disposable Incomes.
- : Liberal fighters was cleansed by a Level 3 Mechanized Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Catholic Kingdom of Pied Piperlandia, killing 4 million zombies.
- : The Little Commonwealth of Saint Theresa was cleansed by a Level 3 Mechanized Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Liberal fighters, killing 591 million zombies.
- : The Little Commonwealth of Saint Theresa was cleansed by a Level 3 Mechanized Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Liberal fighters, killing 1,127 million zombies.
- : The Little Commonwealth of Saint Theresa was cleansed by a Level 3 Mechanized Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Liberal fighters, killing 962 million zombies.
- : The High Security Prison of ReReAnne was cleansed by a Level 3 Mechanized Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Liberal fighters, killing 6 million zombies.
- : The Democratic Republic of Vicinaleneo was cleansed by a Level 3 Mechanized Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Liberal fighters, killing 362 million zombies.
- : The Democratic Republic of Vicinaleneo was cleansed by a Level 3 Mechanized Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from Liberal fighters, killing 993 million zombies.