The United States of Liberatarianism is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Aaron Miller with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, infamous sell-swords, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.201 billion Americans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tallahassee. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Liberatarianismian economy, worth 548 trillion American Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 249,021 American Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,992,771 per year while the poor average 7,268, a ratio of 274 to 1.

Gene-engineered sewerjacks don't smell but they do stink, serial killers are the country's biggest import, denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom, and the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Liberatarianism's national animal is the Frog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Natin Orthodox.

Liberatarianism is ranked 340,447^th in the world and 5,362^nd in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 4.24 law-abiding acts per hour.