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The Free Land of Libertanarchia

“Don't hurt people and don't take their stuff.”

Category: Anarchy
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Regional Influence: Sprat

Location: The North Pacific



Population6.362 billion

CapitalNicho Las Sar Wark


The Free Land of Libertanarchia is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 6.362 billion Libertarians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Spirituality, Industry, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Healthcare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nicho Las Sar Wark. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Libertanarchian economy, worth 607 trillion Bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 95,507 Bitcoins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 457,478 per year while the poor average 11,667, a ratio of 39.2 to 1.

Babies are increasingly seen as a luxury, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, a byzantine web of conspiracies and secret alliances must be navigated any time legislation is voted upon, and on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Libertanarchia's national animal is the porcupine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Libertanarchia is ranked 144,689th in the world and 7,483rd in The North Pacific for Most Devout, with 7.06 Prayers Per Hour.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 803rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 829thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,041stHighest Crime Rates: 1,449thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,649thTop
Highest Drug Use: 1,833rdFattest Citizens: 1,928thMost Armed: 2,903rdMost Influential: 3,713thRudest Citizens: 4,045thLargest Retail Industry: 4,513thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,856thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,011thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,772ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,801stMost Avoided: 7,037thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7,535thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,570thTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 9,235thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9,960thMost Cultured: 14,071stMost Inclusive: 15,695thMost Pro-Market: 16,048th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 29th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 39th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 50th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 54th in the regionFattest Citizens: 66th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 103rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 214th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 216th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 226th in the regionMost Avoided: 231st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 232nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 233rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 245th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 279th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 319th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 326th in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 462nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 638th in the regionLargest Populations: 684th in the regionMost Cultured: 699th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 705th in the regionLargest Black Market: 757th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 800th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 140 » Pallaith, Alunya, Territorio di Nessuno, Shibutani, The Rhein States, Shadowrik, Malta Comino Gozo, Great Bights Mum, Ninjak30, Sundred, Sunto, Kwaj, Lunallian, Dar es Saalam, North Bratislava, Corfad, Koda-Land, El Fiji Grande, Notyoutopia, Cloydicia, Dreadton, New Bremerton, Yaorozu, Federation Terra Australis, The Iron Lions, Napnomadia, PlanetPunk, Omnistria, Spartoptia, Ainsworth, New Pruessen, Outer Egorniand, Frances Francis the First of France, Black Templares, Guer Aike, Sinelona, Kasazzastan, Buckerino, Steraz, Holy Oranz, Wilkshire, General COE, Bearical, Vincone Cae, United Draconia, Sil Dorsett, Pasargad, Wineclaw, Unsophisticate, Niradans, and 90 others.Q w e r t y, Votak Matim, Ozstan, Egalico, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Siwale, Amauri, Solmetria, Torakuen, Joodey, Selfgradatude, Maott, Newpromisedland, Guslantis, Ethnon, Ibiscaton, Saturns Edge, Misuvelia, Zemnaya Svoboda, Jasminlandia, Steampunk Ariel, Plangainer, Trillius, Haor Chall, Unimaginable Doom, Victoriaans Nederlands, Valhalla123, 1 very fast endotarter, Aratani, Yummy Blubber, Ikea Rike, Moubarakistan, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Noahs Second Country, Former English Colony, Test for a new hope, Sea Ghost, Rynion, Loutsland, Elder Realms, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Fayyayid, Xentherida, Constantinolia, Makersaulache, Kobagia, Glurponia, Zumlandia, Xzavia-Hjar, Abject Ludicrosity, Sockmanland, Rkainjel, Orado, Daiz, Runeda, Cuyan, The Tampa Bay Rays, Lindsaystan, New Octicarg, Duerrlewang, Zeternia, McMasterdonia, Wisconsota, Miruma, The Stratosphere Islands, Orven, Ponantine, Racoda, Tamgu, The Nation that will win Soops for 9003, Gnomewatchers, Nothru Lerple, PotatoFarmers, Angshire, United Kahndaq, Kranostav, Loli County, Clan Spaniel, Yukti, Pazair, Battesaia, Seenvorland, Viridiann, Dabarastan, United Anglo-America, Afcon, Zyvetskistaahn, Parmovand, Eravonia, and Ravendi.

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