The Metallica Lover of Liberza is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Asriel Dreemurr with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 5.798 billion Liberzans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lüwenmont. The average income tax rate is 74.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Liberzan economy, worth 759 trillion Libers a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 131,022 Libers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Liberza Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!", criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, and the atmosphere in Liberzan boardrooms is turning more gay. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Liberza's national animal is the goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Liberza is ranked 283,734^th in the world and 4,421^st in the Rejected Realms for Most Conservative, scoring 27.5 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.