“Marshmallow?” Princess Turdina
|Category: New York Times Democracy|
Regional Influence: Squire
Location: the South Pacific
|Animal||Pink Fairy Armadillo|
The Holy Pātissier of Linguiniland is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Princess Turdina with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.389 billion Linguinilandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mewni. The average income tax rate is 81.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Linguinilandian economy, worth 455 trillion Dragon Scaleses a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 134,517 Dragon Scaleses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Linguinilandian Space Agency, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, economists claim no news is good news, and mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Linguiniland's national animal is the Pink Fairy Armadillo, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aupheliaism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Linguiniland endorsed The United Duchies of Ruvonia.
- : Linguiniland endorsed The Empire of Blissfullton.
- : Linguiniland endorsed The Republic of Nomaulte.
- : Linguiniland endorsed The Kingdom of Quin Saugg.
- : Linguiniland endorsed The Super America Blue of Witchcraft and Sorcery.
- : Linguiniland endorsed The Holy Empire of LombardicItaly.
- : Linguiniland was endorsed by The Empire of Blissfullton.
- : Linguiniland lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Linguiniland was endorsed by The United Duchies of Ruvonia.
- : Linguiniland was endorsed by The Republic of Pelland.
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