The Eiserne and Ewige of Lionsroar is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The Well-Known Cat of Ulmer with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.918 billion Glorious Legenday Cat Crusaders of Dog-Doom are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Mega-Meowpolis of Cat Civilization. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient superior to dogs economy, worth 713 trillion Tears of the Canine Civilizations a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 145,173 Tears of the Canine Civilizations, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, an enormous health awareness programme is underway, a petition to improve superior to dogs literacy is mostly signed with cross-marks, and The Well-Known Cat of Ulmer is refusing to make decisions until the Moon is out of Capricorn. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lionsroar's national animal is the feline-furred mystical-meowing God, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catsuperiority.

Lionsroar is ranked 315,574^th in the world and 641^st in Vibonia for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -14.06 on the Hickory Productivity Index.